The Hilariously Talented Miss Liss

Dear Employer…

Dear Employer,

You don’t have anyone fooled! P.S.Your HANDS give it away.

Love, Employee

Dear Employer,

Take your LAZY ASS and park it on the other side of the plaza, maybe then your ass will learn to shift into gear.

Love, Employee

Dear Employer,

Take your favours and shove them up your rectum! P.S. Your merchandising BLOWS!

Love, Employee

Dear Employer,

Frankly…I just don’t give a DAMN about this place!

Love, Employee

Dear Employer,

I’ve had enough! P.S. MY HATE for this place exceeds all hate that I have.

Love, Employee

Dear Employer,

Every day spent with you and the rest of your management team is a day closer to me taking ANGER MANAGEMENT classes. P.S. I’ll be expecting you to pay for them.

Love, Employee

Dear Employer,

I must say…job well done ruining this store of us all.  Your childish ways in handling situations makes me wonder why all other stores love you.  Love is a strong word but so is hate, and it just so happens the word hate describes my feelings towards you, your team, and the incompetent people you keep hiring.  Enjoy continuing to RUIN people’s lives but I’m out of here!

Love, Employee

Dear Employer,

Today marks my fifth year working here, five years of PURE MISERY…so if you don’t mind I’d like to take my stupid five year pin and get the hell out of here.

Love, Employee

Dear Employer,

W is for WORST…worst store manager I have ever had.  I is for IGNORANT…the perfect way to describe your attitude when it comes to handling things with your employees.  N is for NEGLECT…kind of what you do to your children and husband when you spend your entire life in this hell hole.  N is also for NEAT…neat how you say you never had these troubles at your other stores but we were perfectly content until you came around.  E is for ELEGANCE…something you truly lack.  R is for ROPE…something I wish I had an abundance of so I could hang myself with it, every day I spend in this place.  And S is for SLAP…what I’d love to do to you before getting the hell out of here.  P.S. None of these words actually describe a winner, they describe a loser.

Love, Employee
 

Dear Employer,

Tomorrow is my last day so I’m just giving you a fair warning.  When you hear crashing in the giftware section, it’s just me BREAKING SHIT.  Have fun cleaning :) P.S. I stole a bottle of perfume.

Love, Employee of the month (in my opinion)

Top 5 Reasons I Should Be On Glee!

Alright so I know I’m not the first person in this world who has wanted to be on Glee and thinks they have what it takes to be a new student at McKinley High BUT here are my top five reasons I should be on the show along side the already fantastic and incredible cast…

#5. I watch the show every week and still watch season one and two episodes (have the DVD box sets at home). Yeah sure, just because I watch the episodes doesn’t make me a candidate to be on the show and yet here’s another BUT for you…I literally know each and every character by first and last name, I’m familiar with the writing styles on the show, I think I have a different kind of humor to bring forth to a potential character for the show who would mesh well with all the other characters on the show, and I can literally recite all the “ships” on the show without any help and come on, the ships are pretty important :P

#4. My memorization skills are legit! I mean it takes little to no time reading a script for me to get my lines down. You’re probably thinking, okay girl just because you can memorize lines doesn’t mean you’d be a perfect fit BUT there’s a great deal of lines and songs to memorize in Glee and I know I could face that challenge and succeed!

#3. Assuming Santana Lopez graduates and moves on from McKinley High next year, they’re totally going to need a new cut-throat diva on the show and I totally think I can follow up to that :) I mean who’s going to destroy people’s confidence just a little bit at a time when she’s not around? ME! That’s who! I know it’s a character but Naya Rivera has openly said she has some bitch in her and so do I, the kind of bitch I think would go great with the show!

#2. Here’s where I’m going to get a little “Rachel Berry” on you guys and girls…I have literally been performing pretty much my entire life, no I don’t have an acting resume like Lea Michele but I do have lots of experience when it comes to performing arts. I’ve even taken 3 years of College based performing arts programs, where I grew as a performer and have gained so much confidence from…the confidence that is now coming out in this blog :P I’m sure I’m not the only one BUT when I look at the present cast of Glee, I can actually see myself being where they are :) I can’t ever see myself wanting to do anything but acting, dancing, and singing in life! It’s where I belong :)

#1. I’ve never ever watched a show that has made me laugh, cry, sing along, and get me so addicted as this show. There’s no other show out there like this, it brings outcasts and popular students together through singing and dancing and I kinda wish my high school life was like that! I couldn’t ask for more and if I got that chance to be part of such an amazing cast of people…well my life would be complete :)

If you read this it must mean you’re a total Gleek like me, and feel free to comment!

Pretty Little Liars Happiness!

Alright PLL fans!

Last episode we were left finding out that “the doctor is out” from our favourite creeper -A, is Dr. Sullivan dead or not? I guess we’ll find out next episode.  BUT this isn’t the point to my blog here…the point is, Maya is BACK! Now my favourite character is and always will be Emily, she’s fantastic and all I want for her is to find someone she can be with who loves her for being her…aka MAYA! Who else felt some serious tingling the second Maya walked into the restaurant to meet with Emily?! I know I did and I really hope she sticks around.  Emily’s been the target for -A these last couple of episodes and she needs some good in her life so bring on some Maya and let’s get this girl some lovin’!  Emily + Maya FOEVA!

 

Come Out And Laugh, April 19th-21st!

Adele's Set Fire To The Rain

The Dairful Relationship…For or Against?

The beautifully manipulative Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) has taken a new liking to her once despised and lonely boy nemesis Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley), in recent episodes of Gossip Girl.  What everyone is asking is, will this developing friendship blossom into something more?  According to a few online spoiler websites the unlikely pair will possibly be sharing more than just late night phone calls.  The relationship all started when Blair needed Dan’s help to take down and destroy the ever so hated Juliet (Katie Cassidy).  From there came the W internship showdown resulting in Dan’s heroic effort to get Blair’s internship back after an embarrassing wrestling match in front of some of fashion’s biggest names.  All of this has lead up to the most recent episode where we see Blair fight for her old love Chuck (Ed Westwick) but is left with nothing but tears and a brief hand-holding moment with Dan.  The final scene of this episode is what really got me thinking…a last minute Valentines Day phone call between the unlikely duo, as they watched Rosemary’s Baby together in the comfort of each home.  Now that you’ve got some background on the situation…let’s discuss the pros and cons.

Pros:  Dan Humphrey has yet to show a bad bone in his body (apart from that time he tried to frame Bart Bass), so the always heart broken Blair might finally meet her perfect match.  They both have major goals in life, Dan wants to be a critically aclaimed writer and Blair wants to be…well she’d love to be President.  With such a strong aspiration for life, I could really see these two developing a healthy relationship.  Along with having these goals in life, they’re both very driven.  With all that drive I’m almost positive they could hit a home run in the relationship field.  But…

Cons:  Blair Waldorf comes from a completely different side of the pool.  She’s been living it up in The Upper East Side her entire life, where as Dan is only new to the extravagant ways of the upperclass (Brooklyn Boy).  I’m not sure Dan could handle this divas high maintenance ways (even if he dated Blair’s BFF Serena Van Der Woodsen).  Let’s face it Blair grew up wearing Valentino while Dan grew up wearing discounted clothes his father probably found in old grungy stores.  I’m not sure if Blair could handle walking around with someone dressed in hand-me-downs.  And of course we can’t forget what Serena would say if she knew her BFF was dating her long time ex lover Dan Humphrey.  Although Serena’s moved on to her pervertedly accused professor, I’m almost positive she’d have a few things to say about this relationship.

Now I ask my viewers to take some time and figure out whether or not you’d enjoy seeing this pair of total opposites move into a more intimate relationship or not.  Will this Dairful Relationship succeed or will it not?  I guess it’s up to the writers of the show BUT feel free to comment and let me know what you think.  Thanks for reading!

XOXO Miss Liss

Brittana <3

This This week’s episode of Glee was by far my FAVOURITE episode to date, for one reason only…the Brittana relationship.  Brittany (Heather Morris) confronted Santana (Naya Rivera) about her confusion when it came to her feelings.  In previous episodes, we’ve learned that Brittana have a behind-closed-doors intimate relationship BUT in this week’s episode their feelings for each other are tested.  With a little help from Holly Holiday (Gwenyth Paltrow), they use song (specifically Stevie Nick’s Landslide) to try and convey the feelings they may have for each other.  Near the end of the episode, we see a vunerable Santana approach Brittany at the lockers and confess her love to her.  Santana tells Brittany she wants to be with her and that she loves her and although Brittany returns the love she refuses to break up with her current boyfriend Artie (Kevin McHale), leaving Santana, helpless and alone.

Why Brittany?! Why?! What does everyone else think, are you on my side and wish for them to get together and have an actual open relationship? Or are you enjoying the relationship Brittany and Artie have? I’d love to know :)